Late one night, a shadowy figure crept from behind the bookshelves in his office. In the darkness it rather resembled a leathery bag of potatoes as it waddled over to the computer. It hauled itself into the chair, fired up the PC, and began navigating the file system.

I am SO glad Batman’s going to stop acting irrationally and just go back to dressing like a bat and punching bad guys like a normal person.

It’s Patsy!

Man, fuck Film Title, the original Young Adult Book Source was so much better.

Agreement. Statements pertaining to the need for one good movie that even lives up to the trailer before selling us an entire “cinematic universe.”

The Film Title Cinematic Universe is based on a property that I’ve been attached to from childhood and am still attached to today, so I won’t judge it the way I judge cinematic universe projects that don’t mean anything to me personally. Bring on more Film Title films! Sequels! Comics! Toys! I want it all! Cater to my…

Im already wondering about the viability of the Film Title Cinematic Universe and if we really need it.

I don’t know about you but I intend to live forever.

Then I guess it comes with a pair of Skrullcandy earphones...

I’m up for more Constantine, but I do miss Zed, Chas, and Manny.

You at least need to watch the Halloween episode. Because Maze and Trixie’s friendship is freaking adorable.

Paraphrasing...

I regret to inform this blog but I also have passed on directing the movie.

Forget where I saw it first but Chinese Wonder Woman poster;

They could add Ichabod Crane, I hear he’s looking for work now.

Guys. I’m worried this new Michael Bay movie might have some plot holes.

Something I’ve seen pointed out somewhere else.

Ah, the circle of DW fandom continues.