But but but Jezebel said Beyonce stole the show!!

I wish someone would tell her she can't dance.

I think Bruno Mars couldn't give a shit about Beyonce's performance. He wasn't upstaged even one bit.

But I think it's about time to step up the game and realize guys exist as well.

Implying that feminists can't like waxing is getting pretty old. We're not all hairy and don't want to be.

Cosmo, Rolling Stone, Android Magazine, PC Gamer, Allure and Game Informer.

Bowing down because someone's a celebrity? What are you, 12?

Not to mention Lloyd Blankfein and Jamie Dimon... They're mega-successful so they must be wonderful people and worth our worship, right?

Why am I not surprised that Jezebel won't post Gabourey Sidibe's slur about trans folks and her making fun of violence against them?

Now I understand how Apple sells so many inferior devices for huge money... Those people are damn near brain dead.

You can't seriously be surprised about laws forcing women to do things in the UAE. I mean, come on... it's the UAE.

It didn't work, so I'm not going to worship their marketing ability.

I want him to play young Han Solo in the upcoming Star Wars movies if they go that way.

Everyone looks gorgeous when taking pics with a shitty 1 megapixel camera AND an instagram filter.

The only people who want to be cops are the ones who shouldn't be allowed to.

MRA Troll: MISANDRY! FEMALE PRIVILEGE! MEN HAVE TO GO TO JAIL AND AREN'T OFFERED A WAY OUT!

Every casting decision in this movie is wrong. I refuse to reward them with any ticket sales.

What's the excuse for leaving GPS out? My wifi android tablets all have GPS.

Where's your bitching at Rihanna for writhing and not playing a guitar?

I don't get the Tom-worship. Other than the ridiculousness of acting like 12 year old girls, I think he looks kinda gooney.