Birds: not known givers of fucks.

He just wanted to crow his life away, but he changed his mind at the last possible second.

Picture made my entire day. Thank you for that.

The truth.

+10 internets for you for WKUK reference.

I get incredibly anxious every time I watch that video. Dear lord that is terrifying.

I'm going to go have myself a nice sit on the ground.

"Nice job team, we made this story twice as strange and three times more confusing."

Incredible idea. It doesn't get much more obvious than that.

Oh deer.

Flawless.

I was going to comment: the father is the person I loath every day in traffic.

Left/middle lane doing 10-15mph slower than everyone, completely oblivious to being passed on both sides.

You might remember the E36 as the 3-series that usurped the beloved E30’s place in BMW’s lineup. While vilified by many for this heinous act, the E36 is - in almost every way - a better car than its predecessor. This one - in Hell Red - features painted rockers, M3 Throwing Stars, and a front bumper that looks like it…

You had me at "...a woman driving a GMC Envoy..."

Everyone is arguing and passionately expressing their thoughts.

I'm just sitting here dreaming about the best supercar ever made.

And they all sound like vacuums.

No fast food on it.

So close...

BRB, off to go get a tetanus shot from looking at it.