I read all three and while the first book is the best, they are all good reads. I learned a lot about men from “From Here to Eternity, especially how the sargeant loved older women and the younger private loved the sex trade worker but never tried to reform her.

My favorite after the war movie is The Best Years of Our Lives.

Clearly you’ve never had sex with Sting.

“White House Accuses Outgoing Ethics Chief of Grandstanding in Statement That Misspells His Name”

As a Red State dweller, I thought upon reading that list that Kennywood was the Kenny Rogers version of beloved duet partner Dolly Parton’s Dollywood....only with roasted chickens, Jack Daniels, less awesomeness, and more face work.

At least Jimmy Carter’s hands are big enough to hold a hammer.

HA this is the worst. I have to stick my ass way out so the boner lowers (like a fucking cannon on a battleship lowering to aim at its target but lmao not big) and i can sorta push it the remaining few degrees down to have the stream hit the toilet.

“I said, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not. I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not.”

Your mom is amazing and your family sounds awesome. Seriously. Many happy returns for you all!!

Reading this made me so happy. Cheers for the feel good story of today. Well this and the deaf dog coming home :)

That’s awesome. Your parents win at life.

Everything about this is beautiful. All the best to you and your parents.

Whoa!! Your mom sounds amazing! I wonder if I’ve read her book! I worship women who were programming back in the day. Way to go.

I was going to make a joke about you ruining your mother’s life, but then I smiled at your last paragraph. That’s beautiful and bad-ass. I love it.

You know things have gotten bad when Donald Trump isn’t even the dumbest Donald Trump.

If he weren’t so hideous, he’d almost be not hideous.

As a mom of two little ones, my husband better have some nice lady locked down within a year. He can’t do this shit alone.

You mean you didn’t approve of this penalty by Alexis Sanchez?

Marcus Rashford’s classmates need to get a hold of themselves.

Remember The Black Hole? That shit was messed up.