Did you make it? My mind is seriously blown!

Oh my goddy god! That is a thing of extreme beauty!

Yeah, it's a deal man. Especially at that age.

The best part of the guardian.co.uk website is that you can select the 'Republican' button (no crazy tea partiers though, just those of us who could not give a fig for monarchy...) and all royal stories are magically banish-ed!

Soooo... A little late to the party it seems, but is 'Gone Girl' worth reading?

Regular listeners of the Bugle will understand John's skills with a dick joke - THIS STORY IS WHAT HE WAS MADE FOR

WORD!

To echo biolady - the bugle podcast is a thing of extreme beauty and hilaruty. Plus if you're new there's around 280 hours to work through.

Any single person can get their hands on it - there is no age problem with buying it. News agents might sometimes prevent children from buying it, but that's just an 'off their own backs' kind of thing - and certainly not prescribed.

Yeah, I know, it doesn't stop my fury though. Harumph

Of course he's not going to TOUCH page 3 - because having tits and arse on publicly available and thumbable newspapers in every supermarket, newsagent and sandwich board on every street in the land is going TOO FAR. Tory twat.