I said exactly this yesterday. RIP Baby Goose.

No, it's a black penis in dickface.

I'm still haunted by the documentary a friend and I stumbled onto one night while channel surfing that left me with the takeaway: dolphins are gang raping, baby dolphin drowning, terrorizing other dolphins, assholes. Screw dolphins.

I have one friend who I can watch TV with but that's only because he and I are essentially the same person.

Yeah, but were these guys there?

I wore clogs all my years as a pastry chef, so I understand your argument. They were ugly as sin but they were comfy and kept my feet safe from the occasional dropped pot, knife, falling drunken coworker. You know, normal kitchen stuff.

You had me at confidentiality agreement.

This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

Omigod I am so excited for this show! It has it all.

Reading the headline I bet on him being Russian, but German works too.

He is! When I adopted him they he's a Westie/Rat Terrier mix. The Rat Terrier part has made him very tall (compared to his min dachshund step sisters) and able to hop up to my waist. But only his left ear stick up Westie style, the right ear just flops there. He's the best worst dog in the world!

Oy, you can just never go wrong with any dog breed that ends in "oodle." My three pups do not prevent me from constantly adding to my fantasy pup draft list. Adding "all -oodle dogs" to the list.

Already shared on Gawker but his glory must be enjoyed by all! I present the incomparable Buster Bluth, in his monster costume. Because HE'S A MONSTER!!!!

Yes please! He is the only reason I'm giving the show a shot.

Am I the only one who thought Ned Flanders was Marc Maron at first glance?

No one can defeat the Quad Laser.

A hive of fuzzy bees live in a tree stump in my yard. The children's books and cartoons lie. Those fuzzy bees are MEAN.

The wig, oh the wig. It's so bad. But still not as distracting as the hair in the original Battlestar Galactica.

I love all the ladies in Bob's life. But if forced to play favorites I'd say Sterling Archer, Mallory Archer, Meatwad, and Bobby Hill.