My sons play hockey. About 75% of any open practice or “stick time” is kids practicing this move.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

I remember that sickening, pit-of-the-stomach feeling sitting in the movie theater watching that scene; the unblinking, awkward, nearly blood free flatness of it made it feel like I was watching something approaching an actual murder. It was way more effective in that sense than your typical flashy, stylized,…

Yeah, but feminism means me and my bros can’t comment on broads’ gams anymore! And if we can’t talk gams, what else are we gonna do? Discuss our lives and feelings, hopes and dreams?!

Scouting report: “The Woodchuck aka groundhog (Marmota monax) is a rodent belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots but is sufficiently different in its habitat to warrent a page all to itself. Most marmots, such as yellow-bellied and hoary marmots, live in rocky and mountainous areas, but the…

I’m not going to criticize a basketball player for choosing paid basketball work over unpaid basketball work.

As a 5'9" guy myself, I always root for sub-6' athletes, unless they play slot receiver for the Pats.

I would drop the “three challenges” sequence from LAST CRUSADE (too stagey) and bring in the train-station evacuation from CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. It’s huge and epic but never loses sight of two people desperately trying to find each other. It’s his David Lean moment.

“I just wanted to have that dialogue about families torn apart by the election and their political differences of opinion and how we handle it.”

Wait, what? You only want gay actors to play gay roles? What’s the point of acting then?

My counter point to Ivory is that explicit sex scenes in movies are almost never about what the characters are experiencing and about titillating the audience. The was probably a middle ground between what Luca did and what Ivory is still complaining about that would have captured the scene in the book, which would…

It won’t be until years out (if we survive this) until we can take in the breadth and scope of the corruption going on. There are going to be tomes devoted to it. His cult of personality will excuse it all, because when rich trust fund white people do it, it’s not a crime.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

I think it’s Harden.

hehheh. Sorry, Roo.

Tucker Carlson is the walking embodiment of enema washback after months of dysentery. He is like the roach that wore the Edgar suit in Men in Black. Only he is walking shit in a no-lipped human suit completely devoid of rhythm and made of paranoia and ignorance protein enzymes. Of course, White people aren’t designed…

Hi Michael,

This is why I record myself in the office. Years and years of experience and I just keep getting better. Year 2: shut the door when you sleep. Year 4: they’re all gone by 6 that’s when it’s sAfe for the vodka. Year 12: vodka is ok really anytime as long as your on time. Year 15: board shorts and a super soaker on…

The “no evidence it was Russia” in the election meddling bit is a lie, one peddled quite frequently on the far-right, though even they’ve let that particular bit of idiocy die out for the most part.

Horseshit. The relations are already bad, what you’re advocating for is utter stupidity mixed with some outright lies and some whataboutism. Piss off.