I mean, if you're gonna make a burner, Dave, you should at least change your name better.

And your extreme need to defend racism and misogyny is known as being an asshole.

Oh I am not representing Deadspin in any way here. I personally, however, am totally being holier-than-thou towards anyone who willingly listens toor reads Barstool. I am very proud to do that. I might get a t-shirt made that says, “I am a better person than anyone who reads or listens to Barstool” and it will be…

So rather than focusing solely on one metric, you’re focusing solely on another and making baseless speculation about a third? Great.

Why would you say something so obviously wrong and easily disproved? Are you the crippling combination of illiterate and unable to count?

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

He was never good at telling what was voluntary or involuntary.

At 40 feet, it was only 1.581 seconds of free fall. So really it was only around half as scary as you imagine it was.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

“Would it be mandatory to wrestle other Congressmen?” - Dennis Hastert, eyeing some of the newest additions to the Congressional Page program.

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

“Well, kids, we screamed at our televisions every time he came on screen. Oh, and we drew penises on his head in Photoshop and posted it to Twitter.”

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Their wins have become so delightful and ugly, that I have started calling them the Craig Sabres.

They need a better evacuation plan. 

Stealers?