Oh he got you.

You live very close to me.

Went up to Ottawa the other weekend, I noticed a few things.

Taxes are higher, roads and bridges are in way better shape, so at least you see where the money is going.

Nobody crosses the road if no cars are coming if the crosswalk says wait. They’re so goddamn obedient. It’s like they’re afraid of getting two minutes…

Two questions.

Does Fahey have a son?

And, is that Fahey’s son?

Quinn feels that their their draft options is really going to take one on the chin.

Well, that clarifies what their new “high res” means.


High residue.

Personal question. Which Wegman’s is your favorite?

I’m going to give that money directly to Wegman’s.

Might as well finish what Sherman started, right?

A wine bath a day keeps the gay away.

But did you learn what a catheter is?

Man, the understanding of the Daytona 500 really took a right turn.

+1 bond

This stuff’s just the Beasley’s kneesleys.

Disgusting yet amusing. Please tell me you’re an actual chef.

Did you mention meatloaf among steak? I don’t even eat meat and I know this is pretty damn funny.

This further solidifies that Phil Jackson is still only here to sabotage the Knicks.

Shane Doan has a level of loyalty and dedication that has vanished across the realm of professional sports. I’ve always been a big fan for him, I’d love to see another miracle Coyotes run (was three years ago when they were for once good in April?) and see him hoist the cup as a Coyote.

If not, I hope the Rangers grab…

Another snub for the red panda.