I can do this too, trippy as hell. I just asked an office mate to come look at what my eyes are doing, she refused. Its gotta be weird though!

I have found that the Gentle Alarm app for Android is extremely easy to wake up with. I used to hate the screaming alarms my phone had until I tried this guy out about 4 years ago. Now the volume slowly increases, so I'm never jolted awake. I also like (using the term "like" loosely) having to memorize the pattern…

Outstanding question, this makes absolutely no sense!

OMG MOAR!

This is perfect

ENHANCE!

Good to see Cam Newton is a Deadspin reader.

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This needs more stars...

Let's hope not!

I flew into there a few years back, the pilot aborted the landing about 5 feet off the ground. Scary as all get out.

76 wins? Try 92...

Don't forget to tie your tie, JEEEEM!

I know, a lot of police departments have similar acronyms and "police" together like this. It was just a joke.

So anywhere between 1 and 4?

New York Police Department Police

I'm going to step out on this one, as I just had a similar argument with my wife. You wife is wrong , but don't tell her she's wrong

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If I recall, it is for pedestrian safety in Europe or something...

Please, no