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"Although volume upon volume is written to prove slavery a very good thing, we never hear of the man who wishes to take the good of it, by being a slave himself." —Abraham Lincoln

I thought about the gun being really tiny and thus adorable. You know, like those mini-cans of coke. Dawww. Of course that was after I thought, fetuses with guns? That's the most ridiculous fucking thing I've heard all week.

My cousin who is a freshman in high school had an similar writing assignment with much different results. She goes to school in rural Louisiana and was asked to write a paper about the benefits of slavery. She flatly refused, so the teacher called my aunt and uncle who basically told her to shove it. My cousin got a

Crap. This is me. At 26.

Only once and it was during a split second that my boyfriend was walking behind me so I assume the guys thought I was out by myself. If you ever need proof of why cat-calling isn't about "giving compliments to strangers" this is it. Power and control.

I love you and all the people who know Artemisia Gentileschi. Do you think my future daughter would hate me if I named her Artemisia?

For me, I get weirded out because it is a diphthong. I'm okay with the word "diphthong," just not "moist" and especially not "moist diphthongs" which makes no sense.

If you look at the backside of of some attic black greek pottery, you can find some pretty naughty stuff. Those maenads and satyrs looooved to get freaky.

Your nose is on your head...