Nothing they said was really wrong.

Did you walk through a sandstorm? Your skin seems a bit thin.

I think i’m done with th AV Club,peace out

Wow. Suuuuper professional. Can’t take the heat?

This is not your personal tumblr horror blog, either do not engage with obvious ad hominem bait, or act like a god damn professional when you chose to respond.

That’s pretty unacceptable, dude.

I thought it was a decent article and I couldn’t care less whether or not you’re cynicism is honest. Nor do I condone hurtful comments like the one you too which you so succinctly replied. But if you want to publish articles online and can’t cope with the asanine comments that follow, you’re in the wrong business. I’d…

He was probably thinking “A multi-billion dollar endowment and this fucking place does a cappella?”

you start reading this reply but soon your brow furrows and your patience drips away. you wonder what sort of person would prod you with such transparent trolling. before your fingers can bounce into action and inevitable flame war you feel a hot, moist mist against the nape of your neck. almost completely frozen in…

How can we be certain these weren't taken in Portland last week?

Dinosaurs are too a gateway drug to science. I snorted a crushed Ornithomimid phalanx in Grade Nine, and now I can't leave the house without peer review.

So they won't like my Steampunk Killer Mermaid Time Travellers who kills Snow White and the Seven Zombies to avenge their dad's death and then they find out it was Earth All A Long because they hated every Ape they saw from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Zee Story?

The Good Wife