Lucky Buddha Beer is beer. Because of the fact that I have had many other beverages definitively known to science as beer (not bragging ... much), merely tasting the Lucky Drink Co. product was proof positive: This is beer. Beyond that meek pronouncement, however, the bona fides of this stuff are somewhat more…
My kid fell down the other day. She said she did, anyway. I didn't actually see it happen. Sure, I'm skeptical—the kid's a liar. Say, ask her what her favorite snack is. Did she say blueberries again? Well, she's never eaten a blueberry in her damn life. A blueberry might as well be a charm quark for all she knows…
My genius wife, in order to celebrate the occasion of being allowed by our government to become married to me, was struck a few weeks ago with the brilliant idea of leaving our kids behind and driving to Memphis for a one-nighter full of gambling, hoops and food. And although I was no more successful at the craps…
Is it legal?
Welcome back to The Beer Idiot, where the only thing dumber than the person drinking the beer is the amount of beer he drinks. Mirroring my own reentry into Suds Country, the first bubbly beverage in our series is a titan of the industry: Miller Lite.
Hello everyone, and welcome to The Beer Idiot. Join me as we explore, investigate and even celebrate the more overlooked and underpriced adult beverage offerings from the bottom shelf.
1. Ratatouille
It's a little unfair that every time an amateur athlete compensation lawsuit is filed or a new concussion story goes up, we trot out the same finger-wagging thinkpieces designed to help us figure out how to feel less guilty about loving football.
Sylvia Browne, wife, mother and grandmother, is dead.
1. Thanksgiving
2. Christmas Eve
1. Chicago Style Hot Dog
2. Pulled Pork
3. BLT
People who don't think college athletes should be compensated are becoming increasingly reminiscent of climate change deniers: they do still exist, but they're slowly being converted and, barring that, hopefully the ice caps will melt and drown them soon. Unfortunately, there's still a chance you'll spot them in the…
If you stuck around after last night's orgiastic turnover battle to see what human cocktail napkin Mike Florio had to say about the day's developments, then you probably caught something very peculiar..
[h/t That guy in your office who won't let anything go and is most definitely not getting a fantasy football invite this year, I don't care if he has a pool; that guy is weird]
Today, Americans worldwide are celebrating independence from an unjust tyrant, thanks to a plucky hobbit and his chubby friend dispensing with a rather curious piece of jewelry some 6,000 years ago. And what a day it was.
But as we speak, a few of our countrymen aren't celebrating freedom; rather, bondage, as they…
"You get what you pay for."
An old adage, yes. A cliché, perhaps. But seemingly true as it relates to 2010 4th Round "value" draft pick/murder suspect Aaron Hernandez, whose character issues pre-draft were well-documented.*
1. Honey Mustard
Hating someone is more fun than loving them. That's for sure. I have loved my wife for more than a decade. I love my first daughter, and the second one that's due in 4 months, too. I love my stupid dogs. My dogs love to eat rocks. It's wonderful and I'd never change it.
