No one would. Not one person ever would bone an alien.

It does.

But didn’t Bran magic his way into the throne?

Sure, and NBA 2K19 is the best sports game ever.  But niches are niche.

Drogon is a dumbshit. He blamed the pointy chair for stabbing Dany.

Wait, you don’t think 12 random California registered voters aren’t best suited to decide a scientific question.  And having them do so based on which high-priced lawyer finds the slickest expert isn’t ideal?

I don’t get it. I mean I get what the joke is, but no one got a fake scholarship in that scandal.

Why are people constantly surprised that feminists might not accept the idea of neurogenic gender?

Men aren’t afraid of trans-men. Not in sports. Not in bathrooms. Nowhere.

Nowhere in the rules of Monopoly does it say you get money for landing on free parking. Monopoly sucks but it sucks harder if you toss $500 dollars into the game’s economy every time someones lands on Free Parking.

Mom jokes don’t work on-line. Mom jokes are brutal on the playground because those kids actually know your mom. If they say your mom is fat or crazy or ugly, she probably is and that’s a burn.

Compete? I don’t even know if this story is true and to what extent she surpassed the world record if she indeed did.

How many compete? How many national Olympic organizations allow them to compete? Trans women are a tiny portion of the population and many do not transition until well after their athletic prime. Caitlyn Jenner is a prime example.

It’s not the solution for the person who gets killed.

So you say. Yet trans women continue to dominate lots of sports when they are allowed to compete against women and trans men come nowhere near to dominating mens sports.

There is a simple solution.

They didn’t. It was a Twitter handle.

So the unblemished record of video games being turned into fantastic movies is going to be broken?

Followed by:

As a father of a 14 year old, I’ve been considering a future whereby we have a son driving himself around.