Of course they had to keep him, they are favored by 3 over West Cannan in the season opener next year.
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Her son's problem is that he has Jenny McCarthy for a mother.
actually, [my twitter, because I follow patton oswalt], if you want to get technical.
Admitting that her whole book and crusade was a lie must be hard. So she decided to just write books about how much she loooves sex instead. Which, granted, as a Playmate, she is way more qualified to write than books on parenting, pregnancy, or autism.
This is my baby. And here is the rotting placenta attached to it. I like it because it represents new life, while being directly connected to something that is dead and rotting, which symbolizes my social and personal life, now that I carry a stinking piece of dead human tissue around.
I think we should all take a second to remember just how scary monsters are.
"I could look at any one of you in the eyes right now and tell if you're going to be promiscuous."
OK I looked at the boring golf photo of Lindsey Vonn, but it was NOT a boring photo. There is an evil child in the photo. A FASCINATING evil child.
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With all due respect, that one has nothing on this one. It is mesmerizing.
UNC, I'm just going to leave this here:
Heels, anywhere outdoors, are ridiculous, but I'd like to defend the skirt wearers. Especially if it's hot outside, a lovely, breezy skirt keeps you much cooler and involves far less picking of sweaty denim out of your hooha on a regular basis.
Didn't you know? Those conditions are God's way of punishing women for having sinful sex parts, and it's wrong to contradict God by using man-made tools of relief.
So, the item about Diddy's ex-girlfriend/mother to 2 of his children...I don't know who I'm more disgusted with: Kim Porter, if that stuff's true, or the former nanny, for not reporting to the police/CPT that the kids were "covered" in cocaine more than once!
Went straight to my wallet and donated to a summer reading program for kids and teens. I will do whatever FLOTUS tells me to do.
Is he calling Trump bitch tit, or is he just using it as an exclamation? Either way it's cracking me up.
Glad I could help! As a kid who spent his entire childhood with teachers mispronouncing his name as "Colon" (how hard is it to say Colin right, for fuck's sake), and you don't even want to KNOW about my last name, I tend to be watchful towards these things.
I have a friend with that name. He spent his entire childhood being nicknamed "Porridge." I don't think your boyfriend wants to put your kid through that.