This man has never had consensual sec with a woman that did not require the exchange of cash beforehand. Someone please kill this little shit

If there is proof of this (God I hope there's proof) than according to Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, those members of Congress are disqualified from serving in Congress. Time to fire up the Constitution baby!

Google "The Great Emu War". The war where Australia fought birds....and lost

Australia has so many venomous snakes and spiders that can kill you, along with the crocodiles, that no invading force would ever survive going through the Outback

I hope she sends him a check for $5 and tells him to choke on it

When Trump finally does return to his ancestral domain in the asshole of Hell, I vote we have a national week of partying. Americans deserve a national week long holiday to fuck and party. I want gay orgies to break out on Donnie's grave

No one is going to trade for him right now though. The Sixers "oh forget about how much shit we talked about this dude, he's actually amazing and please trade the farm to us for him" act is fooling nobody

All black people should leave Georgia and go to a state where they are wanted and valued. Georgia does not want you there

If I racked up 24 charges of misconduct at my job, not only would I have been fired long ago, I'd probably have been banned from entering the fucking building. My job as a retail assistant manager is more stringent than being a cop, and I'm not even allowed to kill people!

He is part of a master race: the masturbating race. Cause he ain't getting pussy!

The only time he's seen titties is on the internet

Either that or she skipped out ebtirely and Daddy either bribed the professor to pass her or she used her feminine ways to get a passing grade

“On what job can you break policy 23+ times and still be retained?”

What he also doesn't realize is that Hitler would've definitely sent his ass to the gas chamber. He had some thoughts on disabled people that are not exactly....enlightened.

From what I've heard, didn't his parents coddle him and treat him like the next LeBron from childhood? I watched him play college ball and he was average as fuck, never understand why he got drafted #1

One of my favorite Norm moments was when he hosted the ESPYs and roasted absolutely everyone in the room including OJ

Jezebel hates Biden, they've hated him ever since it was clear that Grandpa "Give Everyone Free Everything" Bernie wasn't going to win

Not surprised that such a stupid take like this got published here. If Jezebel would just admit that their website's position is simply that everyone should just get to sit on their ass all day long while the government magically gives everyone free money and free stuff, I'd respect them a lot more. At some point,…

Texas is also trying to join the SEC sooner than the announced 2025 date, so soon we can watch Alabama use them as a tuneup year after year

I used to be a diehard Texas Longhorns fan, but between this bullshit about the "Eyes of Texas" and how they're basically telling all their 5-star student athletes to go fuck themselves by continuing to embrace this racist ass song, hiring that huckleberry Steve Sarkesian, and then destroying my favorite athletic…