Alternatively.

YALL

I WAS IN THE POOL

I don’t necessarily consider it as denial. I really have no tangible connection to Africa outside of the color of my skin. You meet Africans (or even black Caribbeans) and they’re proud of their country, their heritage, where they definitively know their family is from. My family is from rural Maryland. I consider…

The new black narrative is attractive to wealthy Black people and poor black people because it disregards the structural, systematic forces that shape our lives and gives us practical, personal ways to cope with them. In that way it is very much like a self help book- just another aspect of the American dream.

The Republican Party would like to express its appreciation to the New Blacks for their work on its behalf.

In all fairness they have chosen to lump themselves into the same sphere as fanatical evangelicals. And they did use this moment to remind everyone what dickheads they really are by including the final paragraph.

Way to stay on message, you homophobic, child molesting, holocaust-victim-robbing jackasses.

Oh my gosh, chill. Some people are not great cooks. I 'can't cook', I can follow a recipe and produce something edible, but my partner who can cook can look at some ingredients and knock together something nice without a recipe. He can cook.

We're allowed to be bad cooks. I don't think I'm 'too important' - I'm just…

team jack white & team lower case all the way (also team ampersand). down with the wholly unnecessary tyranny of capitalization!

Nor should it. Ever.

I actually looked at the rider. He was asking for things like having a clean, dry dressing room in close proximity to the stage, couches to sit on, really simple food and beverages for his crew. I've been at some back stage thingies, and the ones I have been to have been pretty simple as well. He's asking for…

Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but — Team White

If you're too young to have meaningfully engaged with politics when Stewart first took over TDS (and if you're a Millennial, you're too young), you don't get to claim him. He's Generation X's Johnny Carson.

No, millennials (you people) don't get to claim Jon Stewart.