I know that I would be allthefuckover that Murder Mystery series with the two old gals. Their scenes together this season have been outstanding. Then again, Maggie could recite the phone book and make it sound scathingly sarcastic.

Jeezuzonacracker, Edith with the Gertrude Stein crowd would be so good my head would explode.

My daughter has travelled abroad on her own twice. Once to Europe, once to the South Pacific. She did the hostels, and subsequently was never alone if she didn't want to be. Just be smart, aware of your surroundings, prepared to exit if you don't feel safe, and above all be flexible with your timetable.

8 episodes and a Christmas Special. Every season.

My son calls me the "worst texter-back ever". I do not texting well. I am older and my phone is meant for conversations, not typing. I have everyone in my life trained that if our exchange take more than 2 texts back and forth, you'd better have a bonafide life-threatening reason for not dialing to talk instead.

I get it underboob. What I have found is that a couple of my loungy-style cotton bras are the culprit. I get sweating and the stuff absorbs there. A quick swipe under the boobs with a little hand sanitizer on a cotton pad usually kills the bacteria. Don't overdo it, or your tender skin will turn alligator. If the…

I like this card A LOT; any woman with a functioning brain cell left in her head can read it, deduce Red Flag Here, and never bother with this man again. Spells it all out, right off the mark.

You win the internets today. I am still laughing.

It is amazing to me how transformed Cumberbatch's face becomes when he laughs. Have you seen pics of his parents, Timothy Carlton and Wanda Ventham? Holy amazing genes, Batman.

I named my daughter Caitlin in 1984, because I thought the name sounded so beautiful (still do) and I also thought I was being totally original. The upshot: she went through school with about 10 other Caitlins/Kaitlins/Katelynns/Kaitlins/Catelynns...you get the picture). Unfortunately this mirrors my own school…

Congrats to you. Wishing you a baby that loves sleeping through the night in 2014!

I really want Jez to be shame headline free for one month. Just one. No dirt bag items, no inciting articles, no OPs, no eleventy-hundred comments that accuse or call out shaming. Just a rest for weary eyes, is that so wrong?

She looks good and healthy in these photos. Here's hoping that Vegas isn't going to be one gigantic crazy trigger for her.

Seriously, why hasn't someone in Hollywood jumped on this for a movie?

Rob really needs to hand the review duty for Almost Human over to someone who doesn't actively despise the show. He is tiresomely relentless with the vitriol.

Thank you for stating this. I have wondered why on earth Jez keeps hammering Girls and Scandal at us while totally ignoring Sleepy Hollow.

I wonder why she bothered going sober to the Oscars....3 1/2 hours of scintillating yawn right there.

She doesn't even live in the damned house. Who does that? Who goes out of their way to set up a light display designed purely for pissing the neighbors off when you don't even live in the house anymore? Sorry, Jez, cannot get behind this.

Thank you for clarifying that, sincerely. The Mom in me was mighty mystified and ready to take you to task for not taking better care of your things. No disrespect, it's kinda how I am.

Help me to understand, for I am an older woman who has worn not $300 jeans for most of my life: you wash them twice a year *because* they cost $300, and you don't worry about how they smell after a week? Are you one of those people who never sweats? Or farts? Or has hemorrhoids ever, or 'accidents of nature'? Dang.