Every Souls game teaches the most basic mechanics. They’re always in messages in the intro level.

I could’ve sworn that there was a shot of them crawling out of her belly when I played this. Might have been later in the scene, after the video ends. Or it might have been my imagination.

Well, if she just threw up/spit bugs all over Mileena’s face, then they wouldn’t have been able to chew their way out of her stomach, which is much more cruel.

I can see using a map for Souls games. I usually go back through an area with a map after beating the boss to get whatever I missed. Using a straight up guide, though... that just defeats the point of so much of the gameplay design.

Nope, just my trusty Drake Sword.

I beat him on the first try before the update, and started a new game after it to try a different build. It didn’t seem like the update changed him much. I hear he was much harder in the demos, though. Especially that time he was invisible...

Sure, but why play a Souls game in the first place if you want everything to come easy?

Every time I read about people’s experiences with Dark Souls 1 bosses, I feel like I somehow played it wrong. I beat Capra on my first attempt. Then I proceeded to get the shit kicked out of me by the Gaping Dragon for several hours.

Steven Universe is so good that they could do a non-canon crossover with Uncle Grandpa for April Fool’s day and it didn’t suck.

Goblin-sized*

Nintendo, creators of the Nintendo Direct, are based in Japan. A place which is not, in fact, everywhere in the world.

This is coming from Japan, where today is April 2nd.

Agreed. But just so you know, "slanted towards" means in favor of something. So, "heavily slanted towards women" means women have a heavy advantage. It doesn't seem like that was the intent.

The moment someone talks about "the death of conversation", everyone should know that they have not thought things through and probably aren't worth listening to.

I regularly go over 140 characters in text messages. Because I know that the person reading them will get them all at once, and won't mistake anything for a single lone tweet. There is no point of comparison between twitter and texting; they serve entirely different purposes.

♪ Someone doesn't know who GamerGateFortress is. ♪

True, I didn't include that; I can see why it's a good idea for a PR representative, or anyone else in media. But I am not in media. 99% of people are not in media. And I can't think of a reason for that 99% to have an account, other than to uselessly flail at people in media. Which is not a good reason.

I'll never be convinced that even making a Twitter account is a good idea. 140 characters is long enough to be a sociopathic shitbucket in any circumstance, but it's rarely long enough to actually make a good argument.

You do not get rape and death threats against you or your family in any normal setting. But we do agree on one thing: being sane will always be trendy.

Fuck. Yes.