The 2014 Corolla: Because the last time something surprised you, you pooped a little.

The 2014 Corolla: When you don't want to buy your teenage kid a car he can kill himself in

You rented it in Fort Lauderdale nine years ago and now you can own it!

To underline Gilles Villeneuve's skill in a poor-handling racecar, the following was written by F1 Journalist Alan Roebuck on a visit to Dijon circuit in France, where Villeneuve and Arnoux had previously had their titanic battle. It's one of the best descriptions of Villeneuve's talents I've read.

"1981 French…

The real question is, does each purchase of gas come with a complimentary jay of Grey Poupon?

Not to be a Negative Nancy, but can we please give the 2.5 TSFI a proper home!?!

Because LeMons.

If LeMons counts, it's hard to beat the Escalaid Toyota Supra Tiger Woods Infidelity entry.

Jalopnik used to have full coverage before they switched over to just writing about video games.

Too bad. Another perfectly fine old enthusiasts vehicle bites the dust.

I doesn't make any sense that car companies don't build these super cars per custom order. There are plenty of people out there with too much money that would pay. Maybe the model of build first, buy later needs to change to a more a la carte model of buy and build. What does Koenigsegg think?

alas, was never made. shelby gr1 concept.

My fav that made it to the public.

Using a shoe for a cup holder. The perfect way to class up the interior of your European Car AND take your extra large soda with you ;-)

This one made me laugh so hard I spit all over my monitor, in front of co-workers.

That damn semi automatic gearbox!

Can you guys like...stop it..? We've been through so many changes that it's getting to be annoying. I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at anymore. This page links to this, links to that, links to more, it's getting harder and harder to navigate.