Better twitter search: “she crap soup”

There’s no way concern-troll twitter wouldn’t rape their feeds with “outrage” if they did that, no matter how tasteful it could be.

#KEEPPUDDING

You bought the fanciest model but aren’t bothered that it doesn’t work properly? Can I borrow that credit card?

You bought the fanciest model but aren’t bothered that it doesn’t work properly? Can I borrow that credit card?

TERRORIST!

To be fair, everything from cats to paper cups would look better with that simple, fantastic livery.

The Make Your Own Dildo offense wasn’t as effective as hoped I see.

Does anyone other than Eric Ravenscraft use Inbox?

All this work and here’s what they get to wake up to in the morning after it’s done:

I thought it was the ugliest Klingon

Man. I want some hot dogs right now.

How can Nintendo get online so wrong on their own console when fuckers like Capcom (Monster Hunter) can get it so right? And I don’t know who decided you can play with 1 or 3, but not 2 players, but fire that person out of a cannon!

The what-the-fuckery of Hangouts could be an entire separate article. I -love- hangouts. It’s the best replacement I have for MSN Messenger (with ads removed via third party software) before it was eaten by the shitpile that is Skype.

Always been a fan of the old Counter-Strike M4A1, especially with the silencer on. I don’t know how realistic it is, OK, but I do know it was satisfying, though several CS weapons were to me: USP, MP5 for example. I think part of it was beyond the gun itself though. All three of the guns I mentioned could take a man…

Still my favorite version of The Doctor.

Yes, you can change a life today. These, whoppers and Necco wafer mini-rolls. Every time you give a child a regular-ass hershey bar, you ruin their teeth with boredom. Ruin ‘em like grandma used to. Expand their sweet tooth!

How amazing is Arm & Hammer Anything at odors for real? Like we just switched to this super absorbent A&H cat litter that I can scoop all kinds of interesting things out of WITHOUT holding my nose. It’s UN. CANNY.

Ah that is joyous. I remember when I first learned you could hold the clutch on a hill. My dad taught me poorly how to drive stick and left that tidbit out. Some nervous moments were had until I figured it out. Felt like a genius.

Make sure you are using a “slow” car because if you try to do it with an A-spec right off the bat, well.. the disconnect from reality is larger imo. Most cars in games accelerate as you are racing not as you are driving the streets normally. I think if you get a car with a slow 0-60 it will be closer to reality.

I thought they were STILL trying to iron out exactly all of things UNC fucked up, which is why nothing has happened yet. Am I wrong?