On the one hand, I can totally see reading it that way. On the other hand, I initially read it as an attempt to demonstrate that his concern about what she said was sincere, in that he reached out to her and those close to her. Then again, there’s the “I don’t know why she didn’t mention I reached out to her” bit,…

There is one, but you didn’t hear about it, because the hero was a brown-skinned Muslim woman.

So did the face paint, actually. Someone posted pictures up thread.

So did the face paint, actually. Someone posted pictures up thread.

I don’t know how old you are, but I suspect when you were a kid that racists, misogynists, and homophobes weren’t being called out as much as they are now, and so weren’t feeling as persecuted.

Don’t the players call it Niggas For Lease?

I moved from DC to Portland to go to college in 1992. My first job interview started with, “where are you from?”I said I was from DC. “Maryland or Virginia?” I replied that I had actually been born in the District. “Huh, I didn’t know any white people came from DC, I thought only n****rs came from DC.” Once I…

When reporters asked him questions, he called 911, saying they were assaulting him. He asked the dispatcher if they could hear them yelling, and they started yelling that no one was touching him, no one was blocking him, no one was within three feet of him, they just wanted to know if he wanted to defend the…

I was born in DC, raised in Maryland, and grew up in the 9:30 Club, and goddamn it was annoying to have to leave ten minutes after a show started. DC was the last place in the country where the drinking age was 18, and when they raised it, it was ostensibly to reduce drunk driving. If you want to reduce drunk driving,…

Our unnecessarily meat-centric diet is a form of conspicuous consumption. It wasn’t that long ago that the average family ate meat a couple times a week rather than a couple times a day.

FFS, Oakland is giving preference to people unfairly incarcerated for cannabis when handing out dispensary and growing permits. The black female council member who got that amendment added explicitly called it a form of drug war reparations. The only people who got upset by this were the people who felt excluded, ie…

Well, to be fair, Irn Bru does, in fact, stain a lot worse than other sodas, that shit is really indelible. But this is still totally ridiculous.

I texted that to my roommate, and when he happened to glance at his phone while sitting at a light, he started yelling at it. He was so happy when a Scottish store opened in our neighborhood, so he could walk down to the corner for one whenever he felt like it.

If I were Canadian, I’d be saying you’re welcome.

Me admiring this comment.

He’s patting the Cheeto on the head for exiting the Iran deal.

I can watch golf and think soccer is boring. Plus golf appeals more to my particular sense of humor.

I expected you to have a funnier response.

This is them patting Trump on the head for exiting the Iran deal.

You ever notice how it’s the people least vested with natural authority that are most prone to abuse whatever petty authority they’re given?