Bobby Big Wheel
Jun 13 2017

My sister is single and she says no Trump supporters in her Tinder profile. Not because she wouldn’t date a Republican, but because it’s the easiest way to stave off guys who live in the suburbs.

Jun 1 2017

Agreed. Even if this somehow is in line with the letter of the law it’s still terrible.

Apr 4 2017

You nailed the Deadspin commentariat. We all love Chris Berman’s back back back call.

Mar 6 2017

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - “society” - knew where to find ‘em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

Jan 31 2017

In college I worked as a mover and sometimes I’d have to discard soiled mattresses. The correct answer is “period blood.”

Aug 13 2016

The Deadspin staff was very nice to me at a difficult point in my life. They don’t want you know what a bunch of mensches they are. AJ in particular.

Jul 6 2016

I vaguely remember Mike Dukakis in the tank. Though the Gulf War is the first news event I remember talking about in school. I’m 31.

Jul 5 2016

It was, but proximity to Canada should let it count as a Bills infraction

May 25 2016

As it turns out the G-spot is in South Dakota. N0 wonder it’s so hard to find.

Mar 17 2016

Santacon is always on the weekend so you can just orient yourself away from the mob (stay at home, go out in somewhere like Park Slope or Bushwick). But St. Patrick’s is often during the week. Getting my lunch today at work in Midtown was a nightmare and I suspect the commute home will be too.

Dec 29 2015

There is a scenario in which the disclaimer is meaningful. A lot of NDAs require any information to be marked as confidential if it is to be considered confidential. Those email disclaimers will count as a confidentiality marker, and without them the contents of the email could be disclosed without violating the NDA.

Nov 13 2015

I’ve seen a guy clipping his toenails on the L train and a homeless man flashing everyone while he peed the floor in the Penn Station bathroom, but this subway story is more weird than gross. Read more

Oct 19 2015

So, this just takes federal income tax into account. Belichick could have been referring to Social Security, Medicaid and local (Maryland, Baltimore?) withholding taxes as well. Not sure if anyone wants to delve into the history on those.