Chief: “Squad, we have to take out those Covenent forces at the top of the ridge. There’s a Scorpion. Get in.”

They absolutely insist on getting squished by my Wasp every single time I requisition one.

Lmao or all the times where a bunch of marines pile into your warthog and then you immediately take a wrong turn off a cliff. Whoops!

A list of 5 comic book movies and none of them are the 1990 TMNT movie. The fuck?

Three of these comics, Toxic Avenger, Darkman, and Men In Black are Marvel. They take place outside of the 616 superhero continuity, but they are still published by Marvel.

Which is more energy efficient?  A microwave for 2 minutes or an oven for 20?

Minor thing first - it’s not a zip code, it’s a post code.

Please stop using England when you mean UK and vice versa.

It includes the international series as well, New Zealand season 2 being one of the best seasons all around.  I guess this is why they stopped uploading them to youtube at the start of the last season.

Double Dare? Such a lame comparison. You have failed at the task of explaining Taskmaster to Americans.

Agreed! What a weird opening, and completely unnecessary. The US hasn’t been violence-free on our foreign policy either... imagine if every article that comes out of projects based in the US started like this??

Panel show/game show/improvised Double Dare competition series Taskmaster is arguably one of the better things to ever come out of England (especially since one of its main exports has historically been violent imperialism)

Don’t start.

This reboot is going to disappear and reappear mysteriously years later? Are we sure it’s not about Babylon 4?

Random content generating AIs don’t have unions or allergies to herbs.

Was this video randomly generated by an AI?

This version for sure could be! In the comics Vig was a punisher rip off but if I’m right there was a cowboy Viglinate around way before Punisher and they even had him in Justice League Unlimited Cartoon.

Yeah, no. You can’t just go jack an idea, fill it up with ads and a $29.99 annual fee like that. 

My cat didn’t believe me when I tried to explain daylight savings. Dinner is at 4pm now. 

Cats absolutely do have deadlines. Just... not for them. They have deadlines for when you are supposed to feed them, and guess what, you’re already 10 minutes past the deadline. Even if you just fed them 5 minutes ago.