I was opposite 5 Guys, there was a short strip mall on one side and the NYLO on the other.

My wedding ring is the one worn by Ed Harris's character, Bud, in the Abyss. Well not THE one, but made by the same company. If it could save Bud's finger from a closing pressure door it can save me from my Mother in Law.

Have you ever heard The Legal Geeks Podcasts? They have covered a number of issues, from property rights in The Hobbit to Lawyers & Toasters the legal system in BSG and nBSG.

Your welcome. Humour is my safety valve, I think it is a cultural thing. I was reading it and just getting so angry at them. A dog maybe man's best friend, but this dog is no friend of them.

Initially they went with MyDick, but they were told it was too short.

I did, spent some time in Plano living at the NYLO with work, spent most of our time at Bone Daddies, Whiskey Cakes & a little family BBQ joint. We used to drive past it, but it was always too busy.

Wow, you learn something new everyday.

DiskCryptor isn't a bad suggestion, I guess

Someone with a username TrueCrypt posted a comment on Bruce Schneiers post about the audit https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/…

Tom's had his Identity stolen a few times

Bunny le Chien

I had a photo shoot for a case study cancelled at the last minute because the guy had "a blemish" (a zit on his nose)

Great photographer, we named our daughter Bunny after her.

We are civilised, we give our alligators the day off on Memorial Day so they can go visit their relatives.

He is the patron saint of letter writing campaigns.

Curse you, backed. Also found out they have a store near where I am going tomorrow.

I much prefer the reading of St Paul's 3rd letter to his ex wife. "I promise the alimony will be paid by Friday, I'm in with a guy that owes me big, just a few more days is all I ask.'

This weekend it was raining (well it was a holiday weekend) and there is a knock at the door. My wife opens it and there is a guy standing there, soaking wet who says "I am disappointed in the weatherman as he said it would be sunny today, but I have never been disappointed in the Bible" and then proceeds to read from…

How about mentioning the book then instead?

My wife calls Alien a chick flick "It's a just a film about a cat owning woman running around trying not to get pregnant".