When it first came out back in 94 I connected with it, but as I grew older I disconnected from it (unlike other NiN songs) and can connect a lot more with Johnny's version. Same with the B side, much prefer his version of Personal Jesus.

You are obviously not well versus in some of the Biblical apocrypha.

Even Trent Reznor prefers Johnny's version. I think because Johnny was so close to death when he recorded it every word sounds like a step closer to the grave.

How about Ashtray

My father wanted to name me Ludovic after the writer, journalist and TV presenter Ludovic Kennedy. Thankfully the pubs were so he never made it to the registrar office before my mother.

I can't fap to this.

Came to post the same thing.

You need to watch Threads, the British version of The Day After. 30 years on I still cannot watch the whole thing.

Thank you, it is my own personal Nam flashback experience.

My step dad would just sit there and give directions, occasionally he would make sucking noise through his teeth and ask if I was wearing heavy shoes.

I think you mean Weiners.

My old middle school still does week long trips down to Lyme Regis, we would go fossil hunting along the coast and canoeing in the famous harbour, as seen in The French Lieutenant's Woman.

Who Waitrose see as riffraff, ASDA sees as Gods

Sainsbury, founded to keep the riffraff out of Waitrose.

Turned up on site with a project delivery team, got everyone introduced as we are leaving for the night my contact goes, "we'll start at 11 tomorrow, after your team has undergone their drug tests". If the salesman had mentioned it before we turned up, and he knew, I might have made one or two changes to the team.…

I can never think of "Working from Home" in the same light

Yes.

Had this happen to one of my staff, except it was a huge truck when'll that had come off. Thankfully when it hit hood, almost pushing the engine down onto the road, it then bounced high and smashed down on the rear windscreen. It was a miracle that he wasn't hurt, but he did pick the wrong week to try and give up…

Five to One, by The Doors

Got all excited for a moment, though they where remaking http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secre… a classic Gerry Anderson production.