I know you're being sarcastic... but it's PETA. Pita is a tasty flat bread which many people around the world enjoy.

The brown one.

My one wish in this world is for me to have a kangaroo tail so I can do "drop-kicks" without the "drop". I'd do drop-kicks on everyone on the street.

Holy...

I too wish it will end up looking exactly like the Elmiraj. But the reality is that no production car will come with those 22" wheels; And that's a huge part of the aesthetic right there.

Not only was this "not predicting", but he did what is one of the more egregious things you can do at the scene of an accident; slow down to a crawl to get your look in. Screw him and his stupid music.

Except that last Gymkana was a snooze fest.

Sure buddy. Even though the 435i GC weighs 200 lbs more while having less torque than the 335i.

Imagine how much more you could do by spending your own $5,000.

it will have... an enhanced suspension.

Might be both. Just sayin'.

"I'm Jeff Gordon!"

Envelope tie strings?

If they make an X8, then they'd have to make an X8 GC; which will be a 4 door version of the 2 door version of the 4 door version SUV.

I thought these Fiat hubcaps were real wheels until I got up close. I think some plastic wheel covers are okay. Not all cars look good on steelies.

I actually think the new front end fits the proportions of this Clubman better than the new Coopers.

Goodness. Those wheels are also ugly as hell. Lets try again shall we?