Did he stage a fake accident? No.

Did he mock Schumie's condition? No.

Was he insensitive? No.

Hey media, why don't you go do something fucking useful for once in your miserable lives? Save baby whales, feed the homeless, reflect on how bad your jobs are that you look for useless crap like this and shame on the public…

How did you get footage of me playing Dirt 3? And since you were spying on me, why didn't you capture footage of the barrel roll on the first track?

Someone apparently studied engineering at the Timothy Leary Technical College and automotive design at the M.C Escher School of Mindfuck.

Congratulations, Mr. Wilson, on today's COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ferrari which this lovely lady will bring to you when she gets her heel unstuck from the wheel.

Congratulations, Mr. 04560R, on COTD today! My award to you is a Viper which this lovely lady will deliver to you very ssssssssssoon.

As a native Detroiter who currently lives in Seattle, I say let them go to Detroit. It will be an eyeopening experience for them. They won't last long anyway.

5,000+ Model S Teslas sold, three fires. I don't see this as an epidemic just yet.

Looks crazy. Pilot is clearly crazy. Big helpings of crazy all round.

I mean, it's gotta be the Packard Plant, right?

Yep the water slides at Wild Wadi in Dubai are amazing. I went there in 2006 and it is by far the best water park I have ever seen. There are even water slides that push you up!

Easy way in: Just make a reservation for breakfast, much less than 150 USD and you get good food plus nice views

Go for a high tea, it's at the top level and about $70 including valet. Also, I saw the smoke from my office window today, and didn't think anything of it, because Dubai.

It's not a Baja, but it's close enough.

Lemme help ya out here..

The most interesting thing about this story.

How about putting an actual fucking race car driver in the movie? Instead of some old fucking asshat that still jumps on the furniture.

No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.