Also, because the monster could catch it and mess you up.

Why do the people who bitch the loudest about trivial mistakes in the source article never bother to make sure their comment about it is even remotely coherent? Incorrect usage of ellipses, incorrect usage of a hyphen, no capitalization at the beginning of sentences but capitalization in random places throughout so…

I love the “life and death of a bullet” opening to Lord of War.

“Because I’m messed up.”

One and only answer. Go Team Venture.

Holy crap, I never pictured just how large this thing is. I mean obviously it has to be in order to get cargo into orbit, but thinking of the complexity behind landing something that large upright after it returns from friggin’ space is just amazing.

There was no mother. She was conceived by midichlorians and Luke gave birth to her. :D

“Any resemblence to actual Star Trek is purely coincidental and non-intentional.”

Say it right: Warewilf.

Hey Universal! If this does well, how about you give Duncan Jones the money to go off and make Mute?

The only character that carries over between Mad Max movies is Max. Furiosa’s story was told, telling more of it would probably just stretch the material too thin and be shitty.

changing that ending was one of the smartest things Snyder did...

Can we please make at least some effort to distinguish between sexual violence and sex? Your article kind of conflates the two, when they could not be more different.

The Final Sacrifice is my personal #1

I WANT AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS BACK!!!

And then on to Mountains of Madness.

I pooped you five times! Why don’t you answer my poops?!?

Metalocalypse. Cancelled before the planned final season. Needs one more to wrap it up.