The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.

So I’m going to quote Mary Elizabeth Williams over at Salon....she says (to Kayne) “And seriously, man, if you have issues with women who use their sexuality to advance their careers, you sure picked an interesting family to marry into.” found here

Unfortunately some of the bullshit seeps in through that pesky Fox News. Became clear on Thanksgiving when 4/7 of my uncles revealed themselves to be unironic Trump fans.. But at least our government is looking up! :)

I adopted my pibbles mix after the separation, so I’m a single Boo-mother. (The lunk’s worth it, though!)

This princess wouldn’t get me more than 200 dollars a month in spousal support. ( I just asked)

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Marilla outright says this in the book - she was shocked that Anne made this kind of mistake. Not only because of the bottle shape, but the smell difference between the two. However, in the book, there is explicit mention that Anne is suffering from a head cold and cannot smell anything. This is yet another mistake…

Okay I don’t excercize but let me tell you if you KNOW a runner - buy them the muscle roller thing they WILL LOVE IT.

so a snake oil salesman?

This is probably the first time that overdosing in a brothel saved a marriage.

"Choudhury’s insistence that this particular sequence should be his intellectual property is generally ridiculous, given that yoga was around for thousands of years before the word “copyright” was even invented."

No, members of the Pussy Posse’ can get engaged, they just can’t get married.

So my Costco ID won't work anymore? Wtf is this world coming to

Ashley S. update, her exit interview from the aftershow:

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.