My favorite part of this story is that it's HIS favorite part of the zoo.

Wow. That guy... wow.

Jeeerk. He needed to get a job. Way to ruin a perfectly good proposal spot.

How many five year olds in stolen Grown Person suits are roaming around out there? That is pure toddler reasoning.

how do these guys function?

Wow, nice job Tithead. Guys who can't bear to be alone are the absolute worst.

who the hell dreams of an expensive home theater system????

When you mentioned the tiger enclosure and the foreshadowing of his mentioning "the rest of his life" with you, I was starting to imagine this story ending very differently.

Oh, simple, simple child...

"He says he took the money out of his student line of credit, the one I had paid off months prior and which I thought was shut down (financial management was one of the reasons we broke up. He failed to understand why buying a ring with a line of credit when he had no income was indicative of the very problems that…

"I thought you'd be really surprised"?!?!?! That is everything. Yeah no shit buddy, she broke up with you and you proposed weeks later. Who wouldn't be surprised?

He proposed because you said you like surprises? Goddamn, what a booby.

Haha! To be fair, you probably were really surprised.

Bullet. Dodged.

...what about a discussion about the point in a relationship where it's either take the next step, or go separate ways? every relationship gets there eventually, but there's not a whole lot of guidance to navigating the "we've been together six years, so are we gonna Do This or should we just split?" waters.…

If only so we could have avoided the huge blow up where his mother and father decided to show up to our wedding in jeans and windbreakers, (after the attire was clearly listed on the invite.) Luckily, I foresaw this coming after they did it at a funeral and told them that they were changing in to the spare clothes we…

#5 You haven't got the guts to make a change

One quick point regarding Heidi Montag's father... the man accused is her biological father, not the stepfather who raised her who we saw on The Hills. The articles and reports I see on this (correctly) refer to him as her dad, but so many people watched that show and saw her interact with her stepfather and call…

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

Sweet Jesus. I was dumped 3 hours ago. I'm having chicken salad and 6 red velvet cupcakes for dinner.