We should all be bringing antibacterial wipes to give our space a wipe down in general, not just while there’s a virus spreading the world.

I used to use an iPhone, but I actually like to have control of the devices I own.

But what can I do to get rid of an unwanted president?

But what can I do to get rid of an unwanted president?

I mean, I would probably do this rather than try to suck on ear wax, but also I wouldn’t spend my money on overpriced Apple products like this. Even if I was an iPhone user, I’d still just use Anker or Sony bluetooth headphones.

The main takeaways here are “gentle”, “careful”, “slowly” and the fact that you’re supposed to have some earwax in your ears to keep invaders from penetrating farther.

I agree. It was a well-earned punchline and I for one legit lol’d.

God bless you. I woke up early this morning, and was sitting here trying to ignore a meowing cat because he’s not supposed to be fed for another ten minutes. He managed to wake up the dogs with his wails, and then I read this article and thought “fuck yes, good idea.” Now they’re all eating breakfast and I can hear…

I just want to address the elephant in the room.

You know Pillsbury sells crescent roll dough without the perforations now, specifically for creative projects like this, right?

Being from Alabama means I come into these stories thinking “please don’t be in Alabama.” About a 1/3 or the time, I’m not disappointed.

I think the problem is that, like Carlos Mencia, the OP just wasn’t funny.

Thanks for expanding my understanding a bit. Like I said, I’m not defending Sony here; it is definitely bullshit. P

Not a defense of Sony, because this is bullshit regardless, but the total files limit isn’t that bizarre. If you don’t understand why, just try copying two folders that are the same size, but one of which contains just a few large files and the other which contains thousand of tiny files. Large file structures are…

If there is a document proving that Tesla disclosed they would or might remove FSD or other features after the sale, let them produce it themselves. It’s their reputation on the line here, so if they have documentation which absolves them, they should share it. They must be aware of this press at this point; I just…

So close to being the setup for a fantastically cringey joke. Because if it wasn’t working on Android...

I agree with you, but I had to read your comment three times before I actually got it right. My brain kept replacing “real world problem” with “first-world problem.”

Same. When they announced the change I was like “yeah, that’s a hard pass.” My gamertag also has a space in it—not an underscore, an actual space—and it’s my actual name, no numbers. I ain’t ever giving that up.

Same. I decided to leave Bing on when I installed Chromium Edge on one of my machines for an extended test drive a few months back. I continue to use Edge as my primary browser on this machine, and am still using Bing. I was already doing the rewards program via Xbox Insider and sometimes the fun little quizzes they…

Well...it could be easier. A lot of the weird Chinese phone brands that make some unique phone concepts that you have to import to get your hands on will come with a glass screen protector pre-installed from the factory. I wish the big companies that operate in the US would adopt this practice, although I realize why…

My resolution is 4096 x 2160. Will that do?