Crack Pipe

It'll probably just "catch fire" problem taken care of...

Too bad the tornado didn't knock the phone in her hand the right way.

AutoMan is going to want that car back!

Thanks for making me spit water all over my screen

I'd be careful. You can tell by his run that he's had training in ballet.

You never know when you'll run across someone who isn't just experiencing road rage but is having a full on life crisis / meltdown/ psychotic break.

wait, are you objecting to a women being called dude? o.O uhhhhhh are you super new?