Link will not, however, perform cunnilingus.

The last time I heard this the title ended up being just “Endgame”

Yeah it’s definitely not guaranteed, they can name it whatever they want, but this feels like more if a direct sequel to BotW than Majora’s Mask was to Ocarina of Time (which also intentionally changed the setting and themes, even though it technically followed in plot). The only other times they’ve themed the names…

Breath of the Wild 2: They Fuck in This One

The Legend of Link: You play as Zelda

BOTW is canonically latest in the timeline (I think it was stated that it’s at the end of all three timelines?) and Skyward Sword is first, so maybe the time element is that you’re looping between the end and the beginning of time.

The title is actually “this is finally the one where you play as Zelda instead of Link.” 

There’s also reason to believe that the person we see in some of the shots isn’t Link but the eponymous Zelda herself.

The Legend of Zelda: The Quest for Peace

Is this another Endgame situation?

Wind Waker, Majora’s Mask, Minish Cap, Oracle of Seasons, Skyward Sword, Twilight Princess - None of these actually reveal anything about the plot.

I feel like this is the most accurate take. It took them almost all last year to figure out how to even do a Nintendo direct, after all. I can see them, based on chip shortages, emergency orders in Japan, and the incredible current sales of the system, just focusing on the next proper generation of the console instead…

If they announce a system and then have to delay it, their stock price goes down. If they announce a system and can’t come close to having a successful launch, then people can’t buy the new one, and won’t buy the old one. Sales go down, stock goes down. If they can produce enough units to meet their sales forecasts…

Even if it’s in development, I don’t see any reason to expect that Nintendo wouldn’t have moved their timeline back. Two other companies are facing major backlash over their inability to produce systems quickly enough to meet demand, and in the face of that, the Switch is still selling phenomenally well.

Hmm.

Berenstain Bears or Berenstein Bears?

they literally talk about how someone is making the game at the end of the article lol

Ah, so colorism is “fake news” - that’s your take? Thanks, Trumper.

Lots of comments on here with little regard to experience. The Latino culture suffers from the racism inflicted by white people colonizing the islands and Central America. There is old school beef (DR vs. PR; everyone looks down on Mexicans: Mexicans hate Cubans; etc.). Colorism does exist and it has been a problem…

Batman is a vanilla superhero. Missionary vanilla. Maybe people who eat pussy like Batman—we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.