I don’t know about you, but when I was 21 I would have been able to figure out a solution to this problem which did not involve me drowning anything in an airport bathroom...and I was pretty drunk

I think you are taking the wrong side here...

Right? If you’re so dependent on your comfort hamster that you can’t even fly without it then I find it hard to believe you’d fucking kill it.

Pebbles will live on forever...

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

What are you talking about? There’s no air between those panels.

ps. What age do we live in that 2300# is ‘middle weight’? These days about 3800# is middle weight

Has he been driving Carmen Miranda around?

Hate to break it to you sport, but most presidents end up with positive polls after SOTU speeches. It’s really hard to mess up when you have a team putting together a speech and fluff moments for you.

Don’t worry though, give President shit-for-brains a few days and he’ll be back on twitter reminding everyone how…

Hi Kristen,

I logged in just to ask you what kind of Camera & Lens are you using?

This is too perfect, especially with the snow. It all melts my eyes and heart

Come on! The dude’s 6'3" and just 239 pounds. And just look at that physique! And he cross trains, just look at this photo. I mean, if that’s not elite...

The Redskins love giving 5-year contracts to Andy Reid quarterbacks in the twilight of their career. Never fails.

So Washington drafted a guy who was Rookie of the Year that they traded up for, also drafted his insurance policy, played both guys for the last six years, franchise tagged said insurance policy twice, and now traded for a QB who is four years older than Cousins and has only 1 4,000 yard passing season compared to…

So in conclusion, the police (government) had to come in to make sure Bliss (ISP’s) isn’t causing unnecessary slowdowns for his benefit and to the detriment of the public.

Huh, funny how that works.

Love that view. I’m mesmerized watching that suspension work.

Nice RX-7, bruh.

Any water cooler talk about preserving all the oscillating vents? Those were, are, and always will be rad.

Let me take a wild guess what Acura will do: