Boats are the cars of the sea

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

I wonder if Tom Metcalf could do this.

“This isn’t the first time he was tricked by his teammates, either. One time, I found him drunk and passed out and a used condom by the bed. We both hate practical jokes and his team should know that!”

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

Speaking as someone that has jumped outta car at between 35 and 40mph I would probably wait until stop or close to it...dosent seem fast til u hit the ground...knowing how to ragdoll probably saved me from multiple broken bones though....

See also: BMW 8-Series, Jaguar XJS, Cadillac ETC...

I’m a sucker for 80's and 90's coked out body kits.

You call that a wing? THIS is a wing:

The bridge operator had two choices :

1. Don’t raise the bridge, and let the ship crash into it. This would cause damage, delays, possibly knock a section of the bridge over, and certainly qualify as an emergency situation.

2. Look out the window, check that there are no cars on the 60-foot long section of bridge, and…

While I generally agree with your sentiment, as someone who has to take Route 1 every day, I’d prefer to bury the name in the ash heap of history while still maintaining the road.

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

I’m literally laughed crying at work. Well played sir. Well played.

As someone who is also 5 foot 2, it is very comfortable as opposed to having ones legs dangling down at an odd angle. I do this all the time and now I am afraid.

Those window intakes are rad af

Well, I suppose the good news is that they can barely get their missiles up and down, and haven’t proven they can hit anything. Plus, they don’t have remotely enough to kill all of us. Sure Seoul is screeeeeeewed in the event of a war, but you and I are probably fine, statistically.

Fingers crossed he gets trapped in his own limo and eats himself to death.

Maybe they reference the difference in the film...