Thank you for dropping a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah reference. Made me go and listen to it again and now it’s all I’ll listen to all night.

Yes! Especially to 1:55 on. Buuuuut...Spicer gets away? I mean...I’d have liked to see like him breaking down under questioning or something.

Nah, Darcy/Loki. Because he deserves to suffer.

Kim Z looks like a wax figure. I imagine she’d take that as a compliment though.

What the fuck are we supposed to do? Gerrymandering has left the GOP with a massive structural advantage, 30% of the country are certifiably fucking idiots who believe 100% of what Trump says, the GOP are fucking two-faced cowards who kowtow to Trump because they are afraid of their stupid voters and losing their…

Benicio is pretty gross.

I really think Dump forcing the words “I apologize” out of his face anus would trigger a massive stroke. It would be like him trying to ingest plutonium or drink ammonia. Completely foreign to the point of instant death at any level of exposure.

Dah fuck?

Taylor can’t do those boots the justice they deserve. Put those boots on Rihanna!

100% agree. I’ve been over Taylor, over the snakes, over everything.

Right? That pasty lunatic manages to always wear a suit that fits even without the benefit of owning his own (terrible terrible cheap ugly and terrible) clothing company!

I really wish people would stop denigrating the Joker like this. The Joker is: highly intelligent, well dressed, thin, and often quite eloquent. Also if we’re talking Dark Knight, Joker’s also smart enough to ditch the sleazy Russian gangster.

Thanks for the cold, hard slap. Lately I have been very concerned about how white women are catching shit for EVERYTHING these days. You’re either a whack-job Trump lover or you’re a Becky and the sole reason for ALL of the miseries of POC. And I mean ALL of them.

Pence is awful, but in addition to not being a complete lunatic, his near-complete lack of charisma and association with 45* would make him a heavy underdog in the 2020 election.

These are not mean-spirited enough.

I used to love Bourdain but lately I’m finding him becoming increasingly insufferable and cringe-worthy. He tries way too hard, his blase musings are desperately unfunny and his cynicism is more downright rude than wittily irreverent. It makes perfect sense for him to be dating Asia Argento, who is as irritating and…

Bourdain cavalierly dumped his wife of nearly 30 years for a younger model and now he has “traded up” once again so he might as well shut the fuck up. No need to trash Hillary as a means of impressing his new hot number. He’s a blowhard.

Not an unpopular opinion in our house. We no longer support Bourdain’s career. He’s a fat-hater. He’s a sizist asshole, and nothing else he does can erase that.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal…

I am so mad at myself. I was wheeling a cart out of the grocery store with a few items including a case of Miller Lite (don’t judge me) for a Cubs party. As I was heading towards my car, some old man entering the store stops, points at me and says “Going to get drunk and take care of your kids?” He wasn’t joking, he…