Promoting the new “It” movie in the worst way possible?

Leave them alone in England but in Canada, beat the shit out of them.

I wonder how the good Rabbi feels about her many, many, many Playboy spreads?

Your coolness level just went up 1000%!

He's gaining in the polls.

Same with our asshat of a governor, Jindal. Won a second term very easily, then continued to demolish the state that kindly re-elected him. Oh fucking well.

He was re-elected so clearly that would have never happened.

If you want to view paradise . . . *sobs*

I know . . . holy hell that's going in my vault!

I'd rather go the The Gathering of Juggalos.

J Law was hacked because someone wanted to see her nude pics. Same with ScarJo. Leslie's hack was based solely on hate filled assholes with an agenda to humiliate the woman further. How come you can't tell the difference?

Bill and Hillary are one of WalMart's biggest supporters.

#quitpostingyourstupidfuckinghashtags

This looks great so far. Now where's Michael Pitt???

Nope.

Nope. Would not. Zuckerberg also reeks of money and genius. Him neither.

His "Full of Shit" level just went off the charts.

One of the guys in Twiztid tweeted some warm wishes to her way back when all of this nonsense first started. Love them for that.

Jessica Lange is playing Joan Crawford??? I will watch the fuck out of this.

Being paid the most doesn't mean you are the best by a long shot.