Yup.

TL;DR.

Wait, "dick heads" is two words?

Unsurprising that a Seminole would be done in by a hatchet wound.

"Grown-ass" men? I guess Urban Meyer was right.

Any reference to a Slate article is debateable.

Did you just have a stroke? Do we need to call someone?

Or this:

Cunt punt? Was that this year?

PFTCommenter.

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Sounds about like what Boston got for Babe Ruth. In all honesty, both cities are great and their sports teams are always entertaining, if not good (looking at you, Knicks and Cubs). And the pizza in both places is excellent . . . .

Baseball is dumb. :) And why would you count teams in New Jersey and Long Island?

You're right. Chicago sports are terrible, and in no way come close to those in NYC. Nope, never:

Purdue Pete always has the same emotion. An insatiable desire to KILL:

Uh, WWI?

Out of curiousity, why do you prefer foreign films so much?

Bill Barnwell, why do you have to use a pen name on Deadspin?

Peter King is a Deadspin commenter? Weird.

Curtis Enis will always lead the league in having the name that sounds most like "penis", and there is no advanced statistic to quantify that.