My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

Nagy couldn;t possibly be fucking this up more. He’s either treating a rather simple problem as though he’s trying to get Apollo 13 home. Or he’s dealing with a complicated issue by doing the equivalent of a parent hanging the bed-wetter’s sheets outside for all to see.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

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You, Me

Casually trying to burn the entire internet to the ground on a Friday afternoon is not very chill.  People might have previously had weekend plans they now have to cancel!

Fascist

Toyota and Honda continually reinvests in their cars. They redesign their cars about every six years or so, with a mid-cycle refresh in between. They’ve been selling the same nameplates (Corolla, Camry, Civic, Accord) for decades.

GM, Ford, and FCA routinely let their cars wither on the vine for years past their…

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

He is a terrifying person

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

Well they did blow it up

This doesn’t count?

Especially since he was wearing that stupid arm band to cover up his Curry and KD tattoos

WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO TELL ME?! IT’S TOO LATE TO EDIT NOW!

The solution is obvious.

If the field is infinite, the foul lines would extend across the globe and eventually meet back at home plate, meaning that any ball hit forward into foul territory would actually be landing in the outfield, right? 

I think the game you just invented is called cricket.