The market hasn’t seen a ute since 2017

Not only did it stay fair, but it had no hook and according to statcast, he barrelled it.

against the White Sox

They're just pigeons. 

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Yeah they should rely more on guys like Hawk Harrelson’s subjective assessments of a player’s Will to Win.

I can’t remember anything from High School French class but have immediate recall if the question is ‘which Vikings RB was caught in the airport with a fake penis’.

lol why don’t you try writing a-

...just like the old gypsy woman said!

The angry short man with the mohawk who voted for Brexit. 

You wanna know how I know you’ve never driven one?

It's a good thing car dealers are such trusted establishments of local economies.

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

OK, but Jon Miller is a goddamn national treasure, and I will personally track down and slap anyone who says otherwise.

Agreed, but Jon Miller is a national treasure and it sucks that Giants fans get him all to themselves.

Not a week goes by that I don’t mourn FJM’s passing.

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.

This.  Jesus, Magary.  It’s not like you’re 25.

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?