Everybody equal before the law! That’s why I love Amurica!

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

The year is 2257. Donald Trump XVII rules over the remains of the Commonwealth of the Americas. Earth’s average temperature is 122 degrees. Nate Jones has been placed on the ten day IL with elbow soreness. 

All of the demographic research suggests otherwise, most famously with this 2013 survey on the political leanings of fans of various sports, which Business Insider covered:

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

This is the stuff that has bugged me with MMA. On one hand the audience, the fandom, and the spectacle is built in a blood lust and cravings for violence, and then they see too much and immediately remember their humanity for thirty seconds.

this is the “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box??!?” of NBA analysis

I’ve said this before, but I think it bears repeating: I don’t care a bit about wrestling, David, but I read everything you write because you are a terrific writer and storyteller. 

Maybe they will meet-cute, fall in love and have a baby:  Jizz Thrower.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Infinite Tucker is the Fox News segment I could really do without.

Regular Baseball Fans: AWWWWWWWWWW

Kinja’s platform also switched to putting the title underneath the header article image and modifying a few other other formatting elements a couple of days ago on most of the GMG sites.

Damn, Albies’s contract is for over five thousand years?

They remind me of crown Vic wheels from the early 90’s.

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

I am 100% for stereotyping MRA dickheads based on their choice of sunglasses alone.  I have yet to be proven wrong on this. 

Aubreys, ranked:

I’d rather see this truck than be subject to the asshats that comprise the board of an HOA.

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