I have the opposite problem... I see boner, I deduce with clever logic that he must want sex omg let's have sex right now and it turns out he's only 90% awake and does not appreciate any such suggestions. :(
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I support this wholeheartedly and have never gotten the attraction to guitarists. My OKC handle was the same as my handle here and it certainly helped weed out some douches. If they'd bothered asking, they'd learn it refers to my college thesis project on feminist international relations theory (yes thats a thing) and…
Cutest bonfire for Satan EVER!
Ave Sathanas!
I had a day yesterday that speaks to this so perfectly. First I had to listen to my male coworker - who never shuts up - try to teach me about my own job, then I had to listen to a male faculty member "teach" me (I'm a univ. librarian) about research in his area (already knew 99% of it, but he acted like I was just…
Really like the first comment:
I seriously want this cat sooo bad - I have my own super-awesome cat/familiar, but. . . . this 22 pound kitteh is clearly the KING OF ALL CATZ.
They don't deserve to keep that poor cat. First of all, cats aren't meant to weigh 22 pounds. Second of all, MAYBE DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN YOUR CAT FREAKS THE FREAK AFTER YOU HIT IT.
"So, yeah, I am occasionally guilty of saying "fine" or "whatever" when I don't mean them."
I was just talking to my cat like that as she started at a fixed point on the ceiling, probably looking at a ghost...then I thought "wow, that ghost must think I am a total dweeb."
God, I think I need to change my underpants after reading that. I'm all hot and bothered ... but I know it's not polio BECAUSE I AM VACCINATED.
Oh baby, we were meant to be. Peer-reviewed sexting marathon tonight? <3
Personally, I find it really sexy when my mate understands that the process of peer review occasionally uncovers falsified data which results in studies being redacted and the author losing their medical license and reputation. Gets me so hot when someone knows that.
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In high school, I was informed that I was chair of the IBTC, so you should promptly remove that from your resume.
I was also given detention for responding to that particular gentleman that we couldn't all be blessed with his cleavage. I'm gonna go add that to mine.
"Saying a lunchbox is a trigger for bullying is like saying a short skirt is a trigger for rape. It's flawed logic. It doesn't make any sense."
Interrupted-while-working-out black lady looks like she can't believe what she's saying.