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“I choose to remove myself from criticism, while still earning money from any new Freddy’s games that come out. Conveniently, since I won’t be the public face anymore, many who might have hesitated to buy them will decide that this makes it fine to again. Even though I’ll still get the money and almost certainly still

Or, for a better answer: because it’s been well-established for decades that superheroes in the Marvel Universe wear their costumes to formal events, (much like how military personnel in real life will often wear dress uniforms.) So it would actually be inconsistent writing for them to be in civilian attire.

I too like it when tall people pick me up so we can speak at eye level.

Another pressing question: Where’s the Bucky figure with him and the cake he picked up at Publix?

I approve of the idea that Darcy’s primary source is like Thor drunk dialing her.

D’arcy knows WAY too much about the private details of Infinity War and other movies, and the only way she could is if sometime during the five years Thor drunkenly showed up at her place and told her EVERYTHING and that’s my headcanon now.

Right? It made me feel really, really uncomfortable.

I read this as Tashmaster, altogether a different villain more focused on his stylish mustache than annoying the supes.

can see the garfield phone event happening sometime in the future, people will be confused

I want a Toys story movie based on this event.

How should we refer to 'Antman 3'. Sure it's the third film in the Antman series, but no. 2 have the wasp equal billing. So should it seems wrong to bump the wasp from the title, but does that make it Antman and the wasp 2 or 3?

I’ve always said I’d much prefer to get to know some of the other crew rather than yet *another* Burnham-centric plot; last season it really bugged me that we got to see Airiam fleshed out, just so we’d care about her being killed. And here’s another one. Ick. 

There is only one Olsen twin.
There are at least four Tatiana Maslany.  

Space-robot!  Open the space-door so that I can take my space-dog for a space-walk.  Have my space-food-pill waiting for me when I space-return!

Could River have touched Wash’s mind as he died and carried part of that with her? Maybe that’s why she’s instantly a good pilot at the end of Serenity...

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Wow, an article about Taskmaster. What a delightful surprise! This is probably my favorite task:

Do you mean “a director tried to use a game to actually say something - multiple somethings, in fact - rather than retread common tropes like saving a princess/the world/etc.” 

Hey its cool but you know what this show needs more of?

... Portal, a new sci-fi monster movie from director Rob Prior and Blue Fox Entertainment (and no, it has nothing to do with the Valve sci-fi puzzler of the same name).