My money’s on you’re just an American.
Well, I’m a little glad, to be honest. Just a little. Like when I’m a little glad that fires break out.
A friend going on and on at the lunch table in the Uni dining hall received a quick “Darling, you’re so much prettier when you’re not talking.” from the resident asshole. I disagreed but save that one for my frenemies.
Oh, 15 year old me would probably cry with joy. I was recently reunited with my early teenage sweetheart that I lost touch with for more than 10 years. Young me would get to know that he Really Does Love Me without the intervening years of shitty relationships!
KIND can just go ahead and replace the word ‘healthy’ on the label with ‘goddamned delicious’. Seriously, I can’t care if they don’t have insane amounts of health points. They make some tasty, tasty shit.
I feel like this double standard is easy for some dads. Mine was pretty misogynistic, but he loved his daughters. Our lives would have been very different if he’d had a son too, probably. Since he just had daughters he had to teach us Manly things like how to use knives and tie knots and use power tools. He didn’t…
Word. What a masochist to marry her.
I love a good sarcastic yarn, but shit, buy one reusable bottle you wasteful consumer whore.
You're good though, over here on the east coast we at least know how to make pizza in the first place.
I'll do it next week! Do I get reimbursed for the mags?
I love my IUD, and I wish it had been available when I initially wanted it, but no gyno would give me one at 19. I'm so glad the times are changing.
This guy couldn't have been a 'car guy' because he didn't wash his precious the moment he got the chance. Also a paint job doesn't *have* to cost thousands if you know what you're doing... car guy.
I think I can top this, but it wasn't me who got the haircut. I was the perpetrator.
Oh Hedonism Bot, how I wish that were true.
Why the fuck are Joe and Mika still on television, anyway?
Since they say 'our beaten path' I figured it just meant they'd never been to one. As a lifelong New Englander I have seen two cracker barrels ever, and never ate at one.
Maybe it's cause I am a Masshole, but please keep being such an asshole to the midwest.
WHY NOT BOTH!?
We love you Miss Hannigan!