Honest opinion: Trump today can only name like 16 people tops purely on facial recognition, and they are Ivanka, maybe Ivana, Melania, John McCain, Hillary, and maybe a few dictators.

What he says* in his wallet. The man doesn’t pay for a fucking thing and he got famous using the same branding tactic as Richie Rich.

Fellow fat girl here commiserating with you. I had male bullies and my weight was ALWAYS their target.

Yes, he already is, but he has been rapidly deteriorating from the man he once was (which isn’t to praise who he was, just to say he at least used to have FACULTIES). I’m no doctor but I think all the signs are there for early onset dementia (the inability to speak in complete sentences, being easily distracted,…

On top of that, there’s nothing incendiary about this film other than what we already know: Trump is a self-aggrandizing creep. MAGA chuds will call this exoneration. Trump himself will say something stupid and sexist and flippant like “look how much all those beautiful women love me!”

I don’t even think he’s that sophisticated. I seriously believe he’ll sign an executive order to abolish presidential term limits (if he’s still around in 2024) or sue the shit out of the government and stay for the duration of the fight (if he legitimately loses in 2020).

I can’t believe anyone has ever let him into their vagina on purpose.

LOOK AT THIS PARTY I DEFINITELY DIDN’T THROW FOR MYSELF. HOW WONDERFUL TO BE SO UNIVERSALLY ADORED AND ADMIRED. MY FATHER TOTALLY LOVED ME.

Slim. Their response will be like:

This is my take. I nearly crashed my car when I heard about this on CNN’s Sirius channel, but the hosts were clearly laughing over it. Then I got into the office, watched it, and sighed over the fact that it’s pretty much a nothing burger.

What’s the word for pedantic but in a good way? He’s like a very disappointed grandpa who’s tired of your shit and wishes you would not try him today. Like “Shut the hell up, punk. I’ve been a lawyer for 45 years and you’re coming at me with a conspiracy theory you found on Reddit. Read a book.”

Yep. I seriously believe we will get a tape of Trump saying the N-word before 2020 and it will not hurt his chances one bit.

Basically!

On a related note: one of the most liberating cognitive developments of my adult life has been admitting to myself and accepting the fact that I am racist. I’m racist because I was born into a racist institution, and particularly because that institution favors my skin color. It’s on me to try to be better every day.

a lotta bit

No, they’d say that it’s no big deal because blacks call it each other all the time in their music and comedy.

“Other people agree with me” =/= “my statements weren’t racist” Jeeze, dude.

Same. There are two scenarios:

I can’t wait for that. Provided his successor is a Dem whom Trump spent three arduous months trying to sue for beating him “illegitimately.” If Trump loses fair and square he will spiral even further down the wormhole of dementia and be one crazy ass motherfucker.

The ironic thing is Republicans just assume that picking up and moving to Europe or Mexico or wherever the fuck IS easy.