I thought this was an actual movie and I got really excited.
I thought I was the only person that did this! My friends always (lovingly) mock me for reading the synopses of every new horror movie that comes out (plus Game of Thrones). Many a night, my husband comes home to find me staring at the screen, terrified, after reading a bunch of synopses.
I don't even read recaps. I just ask others "who lived" and "did the dog make it? If he didn’t, just lie to me."
I had this bizarre moment in the last 10 minutes where I felt really happy that everything worked out for the coven. Like they really applied themselves and scored the demon genie. Good for those guys, they put in the effort.
I also thought it was funny that there was a whole coven of witches (or whatever) going on but…
I watched that with a friend who suggested Cannibal Holocaust as the palate cleanser. I watched How To Train Your Dragon instead. Then I watched it again a year later and found myself saying things like “Huh, I forgot about the skull-fucking scene.” IF YOU FORGET ABOUT THE SKULL-FUCKING SCENE, THAT MOVIE IS TOO MUCH.
And none for Gretchen Weiners.
I do this when I’m bored at work. Wikipedia has a page that basically lists every horror movie ever made chronologically. I’m currently up to date. I don’t like my job very much.
Wait, wait, Dan was supposed to be a DRYWALL CONTRACTOR? I NEVER would have guessed this, seeing as how he never once A) came home covered in hot mud and drywall dust B) wandered around saying ‘Holy shit my hand hurts so much, can you open this jar for me?’ C) Got an early morning call because everything on the job…
LOVE Toni and Davy Jones dancing to “Daddy’s Song” in the Monkees movie Head, which Toni choreographed. ps - if flashing images give you problems, AVOID THIS VIDEO.
Toni Basil is freakin’ awesome and adorable. She was a choreographer and featured dancer in TV and films of the 60s like Pajama Party:
Meanwhile, I twisted my ankle getting out of bed yesterday.
It's important to note that cycles of abuse ARE NOT self-perpetuating though that idea is popular in the media. Abused individuals are not more likely to become abusers.
Ah, moms. He was the head of a terrorist group and responsible for the deaths of an untold number of people but she wonders how her good boy could throw it all away as if he went into bartending instead of medicine.
1) Tube tops are terrible, this yellow zippered one is particularly awful.
It was either cheating or making Friends with Benefits.
Definitive ranking of gallery girls best to least:
Apparently that’s a standard page in his “manipulate women” handbook - offer to pay (basically, make her feel cheap and awkward) and then tell her she’s special when she declines like a normal person typically would. You’re a special lady! Not like all those other cheap floozies. Here, have a plastic Trump visor as a…
Real estate agents scare me too. That, car salespeople and clowns.