Have we reached the point yet where it's okay to say that anyone playing football should fall under the "assumption of risk" blanket for lawsuit purposes? Back in the day when the NFL was snowballing people about the health risks and there weren't countless studies coming out saying that this shit is a bad idea, sure,…

My browser's most annoying habit is that because of some cross chatter between all the ad and flash blockers I use whenever there's a big Gawker story (one of the ones with a huge splash that goes across the page) it will show up on the front page when I load up Gawker then immediately disappear.

Because he looks like a damn wiener kid.

"I'm gonna go home and masturbate 'til my hands bleed."

Well I would imagine there's about to be a backlog of appeals if the number of suspensions believed to be coming today is accurate.

That kid who plays Spiderman always looks like he's wearing his dad's clothes. You know the episode of Futurama where everyone gets younger progressively and their clothes are way too big? That's him. Awful.

Heat Vision reports that the idea is to cast someone “in the late 30s or around the 40 mark” who is “established and rugged,” thereby skipping right past the origin story that Batman Begins already covered pretty definitively.

Mouseover: Better change the URL to "https" before downloading.

ROLL JJDE

Everybody hates a tourist.

Precious little Tommy will be having his mom get this teacher fired within a week.

I've been month to month with my iPhone 4 on Verizon for the better part of a year. I was going to get the S4 but now that the One is coming out and much cheaper I was going to do that BUT THEN this had to come out, so I guess the question is, for a first time Android user - and someone on a budget - should I go with…