BKosher84
BKosher84
10/1/19
8:45 AM
455

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

9/25/19
10:24 AM
432

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

9/5/19
2:52 PM
81

Possible scenario: Person wants to make sure the vehicle is damaged enough that they can collect the insurance on it.

6/19/19
11:36 PM
448

Translation: “we deleted it when we realized that it didn’t support our narrative.”

5/20/19
6:49 PM
89

it’s amazing how much of the world isn’t in New York.

5/9/19
9:33 PM
176

Courtney Smith was also at the school to pick up the kids, and Zach “was not to pick up their children until after 6 p.m.,” presumably not from the school. Read more

5/8/19
7:47 PM
272

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a Read more

4/7/19
9:11 PM
341

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people. Read more

3/13/19
4:20 PM
25

We think Super Bowl every year. We are simple folk.

3/11/19
12:41 PM
33

The best part of this is MMFA’s release on Sunday is just the tip...

3/7/19
2:21 AM
507

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

2/26/19
11:56 AM
274

You need a spoiler warning for a throwaway line about a hero kicking a villain’s ass in a movie? 

2/21/19
4:51 PM
214

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

2/15/19
2:16 PM
13

It’s funny you can’t even say “Cleveland called”.