Where are the llama llama books? And giraffes can't dance.

Where are the llama llama books? And giraffes can't dance.

We haven't tried the pigeon books but Knuffle Bunny is a house favorite.

We haven't tried the pigeon books but Knuffle Bunny is a house favorite.

Are you a cow? was the first book that made my daughter laugh out loud. She also loved Tickle Time and I really liked Birthday Monsters. We must have a dozen of them.

Are you a cow? was the first book that made my daughter laugh out loud. She also loved Tickle Time and I really…

If you want another math trick, you can always double one number and halve the other one to get the same result. (for example, if I want to know 4 x 14 I could multiple 8 x 7 instead. Both get you 56 but I have the second one memorized. 

I don’t trade anything. I buy and hold. 

Getting the breast pump is just the first step and typically isn’t all that hard. The toughest part was getting my OB to fax the paperwork to the supplier. <ake sure you get the best you can from your insurer. (Most breastfeeding groups recommend Hygeia or Spectra; Medela is the Kleenex/Band-aid/Xerox of breast pumps…

Ooh, now I will have an opportunity to be on it again. When you appear as a contestant, they explain that you can’t try again after losing until there’s a different host of the show. I just need to start playing video games (according to my husband) because my problem was with the buzzer, not the questions.

Exactly, why do they think mary-kate and ashley played Michelle on Full House? 

wow, I forgot about that completely. Makes me want to rewatch old Scarecrow and Mrs. King episodes.

Except that she’s not a wife, she’s barely a girlfriend. And she’s a mommy but she’s also running a company exactly the way SHE wants to run it. I love the ending because it’s open ended. It’s just about her being happy.

I love Defending Your Life. I think they used to show it on Encore and I would watch it over and over again. Meryl Streep is just the best and obviously, Albert Brooks. 

Yes, I came here to find this response. The title of the article is certainly misleading. I am deathly afraid of single stocks and I will never play the market. If I want to gamble, I go to Vegas. If I want to invest, I put my money in mutual funds or index fund ETFs. 

good, I’m not the only one. I only ever had 3 and they pulled them at age 17 before they’d started causing any problems. But my mouth is so small that I also had 4 adult teeth pulled before they put on my braces. I had just turned 10 and they sent me to school after pulling the first two. I bled all over my nice new…

They won’t care, they will just accept his apologies or whatever. Those people love sinners that they believe have “reformed”. He could kill someone tomorrow and they’d be OK with it if he asked for forgiveness.

I totally set this up a few weeks ago when my 3.5 year decided she LOVED coloring. She’s really good at it and I wanted to brag on her but not fill my own feed. I’m inconsistent, but I’m excited to document her work and see her progress. I didn’t make it private though, anyone can check out @jstaysinthelines

Super easy! Follow Michelle’s steps. 

If you need it in less than 5 years, I say online savings account or CD ladder. If you can wait a little longer, get a cheap S&P 500.

My doctor has given me a prescription for fancy antiperspirant but I’ve never had it do anything. I would love to get the botox. I have the sweatiest armpits, feet, and palms. My sweaty hands really limit me, I don’t want to give handshakes and I have weights fall right through my hands when I work out.

Yep, breastfeeding with a stomach bug is only topped by pumping with a stomach bug. Baby was well enough to go back to daycare but I was horribly, horribly sick and slightly dehydrated but I still needed to pump at least a little to keep up supply and not get engorged.

I tried to donate sick leave to my manager when she had breast cancer but I wasn't allowed. Luckily, I was able to use it myself to extend both of my maternity leaves. Now I have the bare minimum left but it was worth it. Our company is too small for fmla.